Sales Professionals
Get bullish on sales! Get back in front of your client, in a memorable and positive way, using humor.
Sales is the lifeblood of any company. You need more sales! My illustrations are just one more weapon in your private arsenal to get you in front of your prospects!
Start using humor in your sales cycle, NOW! Humor will help you connect with people (your clients and prospects) faster, and in a more memorable way.
All sales people occasionally have a client that
* just won’t commit,
* has no apparent reason to not sign up,
* won’t return calls when they should,
* needs poked with a stick.
If this sounds familiar, then unleash the hidden power of humor on your next big client. Humor is a powerful weapon to add to your arsenal. This product will certainly get you noticed by your prospect. You need my services to get that client back in front of you.
Send your client a unique, personalized, and original illustration panel to tip the balance in your favor, getting them back in front of you. It most certainly will not get tossed out like all the other solicitation letters they got that day. Because my illustrations are a hand-crafted gift, your prospect will not toss them out (my cartoons don't have a ‘delete’ button on them.)
Here’s how it works:
I create original illustration artwork panels for you. I send them to you. You mail out your prospecting letter, which happens to contain a really funny cartoon. How you present the illustration is entirely up to you (but here are some suggestions.) All I’m doing is giving you a tool and a reason to get in front of your client one more time, in a very personalized and memorable fashion. Now that I think of it, my entire business structure could be replaced by a basket of fruit!
The illustrations I create for you can be targeted to specific industries, such as IT, health care, automotive, or food service, just to name a few.
The punch line: Your cartoons can be created with any punch line (or even the client's name) you want. ((Ask me about the extra charge for this.))
Sales Managers: I can create multiple original cartoons for your sales staff to use, based on your specifications. I mail my artwork directly to you. Then you mail out a prospecting letter containing an original piece of artwork.
Start using humor in your sales cycle, NOW! Humor will help you connect with people (your clients and prospects) faster, and in a more memorable way.
All sales people occasionally have a client that
* just won’t commit,
* has no apparent reason to not sign up,
* won’t return calls when they should,
* needs poked with a stick.
If this sounds familiar, then unleash the hidden power of humor on your next big client. Humor is a powerful weapon to add to your arsenal. This product will certainly get you noticed by your prospect. You need my services to get that client back in front of you.
Send your client a unique, personalized, and original illustration panel to tip the balance in your favor, getting them back in front of you. It most certainly will not get tossed out like all the other solicitation letters they got that day. Because my illustrations are a hand-crafted gift, your prospect will not toss them out (my cartoons don't have a ‘delete’ button on them.)
Here’s how it works:
I create original illustration artwork panels for you. I send them to you. You mail out your prospecting letter, which happens to contain a really funny cartoon. How you present the illustration is entirely up to you (but here are some suggestions.) All I’m doing is giving you a tool and a reason to get in front of your client one more time, in a very personalized and memorable fashion. Now that I think of it, my entire business structure could be replaced by a basket of fruit!
The illustrations I create for you can be targeted to specific industries, such as IT, health care, automotive, or food service, just to name a few.
The punch line: Your cartoons can be created with any punch line (or even the client's name) you want. ((Ask me about the extra charge for this.))
Sales Managers: I can create multiple original cartoons for your sales staff to use, based on your specifications. I mail my artwork directly to you. Then you mail out a prospecting letter containing an original piece of artwork.
How does humor work? How can humor help you break through to those high-value clients? Who cares?!?! I don't know how it works! What's important though, is that it does! :) Look, a bunch of people a lot smarter than me can show you how and why humor works.
Here are links to three recent studies showing how humor can benefit you.
www.businessknowhow.com
www.LaughterRemedy.com
www.gitomer.com, Enjoy your research (or take my word for it.)
Here are links to three recent studies showing how humor can benefit you.
www.businessknowhow.com
www.LaughterRemedy.com
www.gitomer.com, Enjoy your research (or take my word for it.)
Corporate Trainers, I provide you with original illustrations, designed to fit your budget. I will tailor the artwork exactly for your class and curriculum, as well as your particular industry.
Trainers; pay attention. This is important.
Your goal is to get your adult students to learn as much as possible, as quickly as possible, while still remaining civil to each other throughout the day, right?
One way to accomplish this is to incorporate humor into your material. My illustrations capitalize on the fact that information which is seen, heard, felt, and emotional has about the best chance of being understood and retained by your students, as anything available to you out there (without using a cattle prod.) Yes, I have spent more than my share of time in underground corporate bunkers, both teaching and being taught, . Oops, I meant 'training rooms'.
I make sure that my illustrations are available to you at a moment's notice. They are funny, original, and speak directly to your students. The topic might be updating medical codes, on-boarding of new hires, demonstrating a new software tool, or deploying a new phone system.
Got trouble convincing your boss? Remind them of this: my copyright contract will give your company unlimited use of your illustrations forever. FOREVER!! Did I say that loud enough? :)
Call me or email me to discuss what to do next...
PS: you get to use both the hard-copy version of the illustration panel, as well as the e-version, for Power Point slides
Trainers; pay attention. This is important.
Your goal is to get your adult students to learn as much as possible, as quickly as possible, while still remaining civil to each other throughout the day, right?
One way to accomplish this is to incorporate humor into your material. My illustrations capitalize on the fact that information which is seen, heard, felt, and emotional has about the best chance of being understood and retained by your students, as anything available to you out there (without using a cattle prod.) Yes, I have spent more than my share of time in underground corporate bunkers, both teaching and being taught, . Oops, I meant 'training rooms'.
I make sure that my illustrations are available to you at a moment's notice. They are funny, original, and speak directly to your students. The topic might be updating medical codes, on-boarding of new hires, demonstrating a new software tool, or deploying a new phone system.
Got trouble convincing your boss? Remind them of this: my copyright contract will give your company unlimited use of your illustrations forever. FOREVER!! Did I say that loud enough? :)
Call me or email me to discuss what to do next...
PS: you get to use both the hard-copy version of the illustration panel, as well as the e-version, for Power Point slides
Newsletter publishers;
Do you run a monthly newsletter? Step above generic 'clip art' and make your newsletter more meaningful to your audience. That's why you're doing it in the first place, right?
I provide you original cartoons, which you can reproduce in your newsletters. Your cartoons will be time-sensitive, and will focus on a specific topic or specific event. I can also target specific industries, such as health care, automobile dealerships, or the IT industry.
Do you run a monthly newsletter? Step above generic 'clip art' and make your newsletter more meaningful to your audience. That's why you're doing it in the first place, right?
I provide you original cartoons, which you can reproduce in your newsletters. Your cartoons will be time-sensitive, and will focus on a specific topic or specific event. I can also target specific industries, such as health care, automobile dealerships, or the IT industry.
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How to start using this new tool? Call me or send me an email. The choice is yours, but if you want to start connecting with your clients n a more meaningful way, call me now.
The fine print.
My work is copyrighted. You can’t re-sell it, but you can certainly gift it to anyone you choose, for any reason you choose. In fact, that's what I prefer you do with it. For newsletter publication, you will have ‘first publication rights’ to my artwork. Adding color costs a little bit extra. Needless to say, this is a business expense that you can write off.
Safe For Work.
* Personalized for YOU!
* Corporate logos or names can be added.
Fast turn-around, usually 3 – 5 days.
Signed originals only, no copies.
Black & White ink drawings, color extra.
Size; approximately 5x7” up to 11 x 14”.
Unframed, un-matted, heavy duty card stock.
Copyright protection that gives you the most flexibility.
Contact me now to get started.
How to start using this new tool? Call me or send me an email. The choice is yours, but if you want to start connecting with your clients n a more meaningful way, call me now.
The fine print.
My work is copyrighted. You can’t re-sell it, but you can certainly gift it to anyone you choose, for any reason you choose. In fact, that's what I prefer you do with it. For newsletter publication, you will have ‘first publication rights’ to my artwork. Adding color costs a little bit extra. Needless to say, this is a business expense that you can write off.
Safe For Work.
* Personalized for YOU!
* Corporate logos or names can be added.
Fast turn-around, usually 3 – 5 days.
Signed originals only, no copies.
Black & White ink drawings, color extra.
Size; approximately 5x7” up to 11 x 14”.
Unframed, un-matted, heavy duty card stock.
Copyright protection that gives you the most flexibility.
Contact me now to get started.